So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.
Here’s my youngest sister’s:
And here is our middle sister’s:
Happy Birthday Jesus!
I know who’s going through their scene phase
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Ya know, ya can’t really argue with that.
Train like your buddy’s life depends on it.
You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell.
Sad how quickly we forget our history, Furgeson is teetering on the edge of another Kent State.
When it’s hot out, even we stop the ice cream truck
pokemon? way over it.
talk w/ me when you’re looking for a REAL game
me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now